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Undead Armageddon Survival: Build a Bollard Bastion

Hordes of decomposing corpses stumble through the apocalyptic remnants of Earth. They moan for flesh through atrophied mouths. Survivors huddle together in the last bastions of safety, desperate to live on amongst the undead. How will you survive in this decaying world?

Take Shelter

As movies and shows have taught us, survivors will want to congregate in structurally sound and easily barricaded locations that provide sustenance and tools. Shopping malls, department stores and farm houses — all effective places to dwell during the undead Armageddon. If you decide to stay at home, install some bollards around your home — you never know when maniacal looters may want to crash through your house and take what’s rightfully yours. Consider the installation of a chain link fence or perhaps, build a moat if your home isn’t surrounded by concrete. Aspire to create a fortress out of the location of your choice, so that you may find peace of mind in this zombie-roaming wasteland.

Choose Your Weapons

Lawnmowers, cricket bats, shovels, chainsaws — these tools have all been often used in the fight against the living dead with gory success. Firearms are a must-have against zombies, but there’s a caveat. Guns require ammunition (sure to be in limited supply), training and are prone to jamming. Shoot wisely: aim for the cranium. For most of us, melee combat will prove most effective and the tools easier to obtain. Baseball bats, axes and nail-studded boards are all far easier to find amongst the ruins and requires no training to swing into a zombie’s brain.

Seek Survivors

There is power in numbers; working in a unit will increase your chances of survival. The team should be balanced in skills sets: each person should be assigned a role. Scavengers, medics, soldiers, planners, sentinels — these are all integral roles from which a leader will arise. Prove your usefulness lest you want to become an expendable pawn to aid the group’s survival. Trust will come with time, but in a ruined world, always keep one eye open.

Supply Kit Checklist

  • Food: Canned goods, rations, non-perishables — all crucial chow for survival. This is about the only time where fresh fruits and vegetables aren’t going to cut it.
  • Water: Zombie apocalypse or not, you’ll need your eight glasses a day. A canteen will come in handy whenever you find a water source and are in need of a refill.
  • Medication: Stock up on prescriptions and painkillers to keep your body functional and pain-free. Raid the local pharmacy before all the good drugs are looted.
  • First aid kit: Adhesive bandages, antiseptic and saline, splint, gauze, trauma shears and tweezers should be the minimum contents in your kit.
  • Tools: Flashlight, Swiss Army knife, radio, batteries, duct tape, a coil of rope — take these, and whatever else you may need, with you at all times.
  • Toiletries: Pretend that you’re going to a sleepover — one that may never end. Get some soap, towels, a toothbrush and some deodorant, so that you don’t attract the walking dead.

A big thanks to our guest blogger, Dean Walpole, for this article!


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Always Be Ready

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The Zombies Are Coming!

We found this and thought it was pretty cool. Every time I try to count, more appear!

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One Way to Zombie Proof Your House

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Zombie Protection

Whether you’re holed up at home or roaming the streets, chances are you’ll have an encounter. Be ready to protect yourself with these must-have weapons.

Hornady Zombie Max Ammo

The ultimate ammunition for taking out the undead, these 168 grain, .308 Winchester rounds zip through the air at 2700 fps. These are perfect for taking out any Zombies giving you trouble. At only $28 for a box of 20, you can afford to stock up. Just remember, aim for the head.


The Pathfinder Axe

For those of you who prefer to be more hands-on, this axe from Base Camp X is the ultimate must-have zombie weapon. With a steel head that weighs less than two pounds and a 26” hickory handle, this lightweight model is perfect for carrying around. It’s just the right size to get the job done and can smoothly split wood…or sever a head. Whatever your needs, the Pathfinder is a great deal priced between $175-$215.


Surviving the Zombie Outbreak 2013 Wall Calendar

Each month is packed with tips and tactics to ensure your survival through the zombie apocalypse. Make sure you know all of the identifying traits of a zombie and easy ways to raise your chances of survival with this official calendar for 2013…the year of the zombie. For only $14 at, you can’t afford not to buy this survival guide.


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Zombie Attacks Danny Bonaduce!

Okay, so maybe it wasn’t a zombie, but she did bite him in the face.

The former Partridge Family star was in a Washington casino Friday night to MC a concert for the all-female AC/DC cover band, Hells Belles. During a meet and greet, a fan asked if she could have a kiss. She then wrapped her arms around him and bit his cheek.

“They were tiny little Chucky teeth. Man, they just gnawed like piranhas. People are trying to pull her off me..I’m screaming like a baby. It was so painful. It was…as if someone wadded up 10 lit cigarettes and stuck them on your face, but they didn’t go out, they just stayed that hot.”

Bonaduce was treated with antibiotics and apparently doesn’t plan to press charges.

“I think she was truly, truly delusional. I don’t think she had any idea what she did.”

Sources: Huffington Post, Examiner, US Magazine

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Zombie T-shirts has a great collection of shirts for my fellow zombie fans out there. Take a look and get yours today!

Here are a couple of my favorites:

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With Halloween fast approaching, it is time to start discussing zombies. Stay tuned for information on how to survive the Zombie Apocalypse without joining the undead. We’ll give you tips on how to zombie-proof your house if you plan to wait it out, or necessecities for a survival kit if you choose to fight. We’ll also have some great products for the zombie fans out there and of course, a list of must-see movies!

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Zombies in Miami?


If you haven’t heard about this yet, obviously you live under a rock. Check out the latest here. *WARNING* Link contains images which may be disturbing.

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