Do you think the world is going to end in 2012?
No, I don’t.
Have you heard of the Mayan calendar?
I have, but the Mayan calendar didn’t take into account daylight savings time. Actually, Benjamin Franklin made this discovery. They didn’t take into account daylight savings time so actually the world was supposed to have ended 7 months ago.
Have you heard of the possibility of a big asteroid, major earthquake, or a super volcano?
Yes. I think the most plausible one is probably the super volcano though.
So are you scared?
No, I’ll be dead.
How would you spend your last day on earth?
Probably just with my family, you know. I’d probably go home. I’d want to die around my family, surrounded by loved ones.
What’s the last song you would listen to?
Oh man, I don’t know. (sings) It’s the end of the world as we know it. I don’t know. That’s such a hard thing to pick, there’s so much good music. I’d probably want to listen to more music that I’ve never heard before just because I won’t have anymore time to get anymore new music in my life.
Do you believe in reincarnation?
Yes, but to a certain extent. I feel like if you have achieved everything that you’re supposed to achieve out of your life then probably not, but if you have unfinished business then you’ll be reincarnated.
Are you preparing for the end of the world at all?
What are you doing?
Well, it’s been probably like a ten year plan. My family has land out in the middle of nowhere, just kind of have a shelter.
If the world was going to end right now, what would your face look like?
Probably really sad because I’m not with anybody I love, and I’m at work.